Oh Patrick

Yesterday I was having the same old kind of conversation with Patrick and asking him what he would like for lunch and he was doing the normal thing... ignoring me so I called him again... "Patrick, what would you like for lunch?" He says no reply so by now I have repeated these steps 4 or 5 times by now and he has ignored all of them so feeling a bit frustrated I say "Patrick Charles why are you ignoring me?" He looks up at me and says "Because I am not Patrick Charles." With an odd look on my face I reply with "Really well then who are you?" He says "P.Charles is my new name." So for the moment he is being referred to as The Artist Formally Known as Patrick Charles... Aka: P.Charles